Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Sylvestre's Monologue

Come 'eere, come 'eere. Don't you see? (hugging Argante) You're my brother. You just gotta help me find this Argante. I don't like to hurt people. (False mustache is on Argante, Scapin puts it back on Sylvestre, it won't stay on. Sylvestre cuts it off with his sword.) Ah ha! That's how crazy I am! I'm psycho! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick butt. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
Hello Clarisse.
I am the danger. I am the one who knocks.
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Yippee-ki-yay, mother trucker!
I'm always angry. (roar) HULK SMASH.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Here's Johnny!
The cold never bothered me anyway!!!
Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
ADAM.
WELCOME TO CHIIILIIIIIIS!!!!
(Stabs sword repeatedly)YAH YAH YAH!(Pause. His mania subsides.) Hey, who the hell are you two?

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